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no roll away, no candy

What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count
“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”

Hey man, no roll away, no candy”
by billisgrillis May 18, 2020
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Candy Caning

the act in which you break your penis to make a candy cane shape for sexual desires. This can be done multiple ways, By your significant other, with your own hands or by your dog.
1.Last night me and my babe had so much fun, we even started candy caning.
2. i was so horny last night i started to candy cane my self.
3.Today i will try and candy cane with my dog!
by Pauley(notpauley) June 10, 2016
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Atheist Eye Candy

One of Yahoo! Answers premiere trolletes, this girl of the ever changing adorable avatar specializes in delightfully daffy non sequitur type questions in the Religion & Spirituality (R&S) section where she is a legend.
Q: Has anybody seen Atheist Eye Candy's new avatar?
A: Yeah... it's totally adorable innit?
by Schmecky December 28, 2010
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Catholic Candy Job

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.
The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!
by 1113454563q4557657957 February 15, 2008
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candy cane

a white mans cock witha red condom
by homi dave June 4, 2004
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Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009
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Candy Cane kiss

When a guy is having sex with a girl and while she is on her peroid and finishes inside of her. then goes down and eats her out sensually =.
by fagbitch December 6, 2010
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