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Calisocialism

The type of socialism practiced by state and local governments in the US state of California. The primary tenents of Calisocialism include but are not limited to: taking away individual rights in the name of saving the individual from him/herself, creating a massive inefficient, unionized, incompetent government worker elite class, and controlling private business through intrusive government regulation.
Hundreds of buisnesses leaving California is the result of Calisocialism.
by objectivism-now June 29, 2011
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California sundial

When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.
Does anybody wana get on my California sundial?
by J FaRgZz July 7, 2011
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California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.
Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"
by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012
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California Tag Team

Much like the Canadian Tag Team, when you are fucking a girl and you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run to go get dressed without letting her know that some other guy is fucking her. You then proceed to walk in and see her reaction when she finds out another guy is fucking her.
Did u just fuckin california tag team me.
by sweatyNready January 8, 2014
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california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.
California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.
by Genteel September 15, 2016
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Californian Ice Sickle

The act of pissing into a thin tube, freezing it, and fucking someone with it until it melts.
Bro I did a Californian Ice Sickle on Jasmine last night. She Loved it.
by Niggerboiqueef December 5, 2016
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california rent

Living at somebody's house for an extended period of time and, instead of chipping in cash for rent, paying one's way with drugs, usually marijuana.
"Dude, how long has Fretz been crashing on your couch? He doesn't even have a job." "It's cool, he's paying California rent."
by QBang January 23, 2017
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