part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

High Child

Mars / @Human_3562

She is a high child.

by Gogurte_Empire May 29, 2024

Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners

"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."

by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020

twit-child

Justin Bieber.

Why are you a twit-child?

by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010

Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)

Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!

by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023