brown toot

to release fecal matter from the anus, hopefully over a females chest or face.

I just brown tooted all over that bitch's face. Check out how big that brown toot is.

by Mr. F 091 March 10, 2008

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brown panther

When mark beddoe shoves his cat up his ass then shits it out into the garden behind his shrubs.

Wow what's that in the garden love. Looks like a brown panther. Have you been playing with mittens again?

by tysonj November 3, 2013

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Heaven Brown

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Pipeline and a Frosty Jim at the same time

She wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Heaven Brown

by LilRobbie_1 November 4, 2016

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A person whomst is fat to the extent that their bum hole is
largly baggy and smeared brown on account of the massive surface area of their cheeks and ring.
they can not reach in and wipe their crack because their arms are short and stubby thus ensuring a brown crusty crackage pakage

Look at that fat chick she is a BAGGY BROWN
Im so fat that i am now conssiderd a baggy brown in modern day society
i havent taken a shower in days im a baggy brown!

person1:my cracks real itchy wanna scratch it?
person2:nah man i seen u crackage package! you one baggy brown beeotch!

by taylor, tilly and seb September 26, 2007

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brown capping

When all of the body's energy is devoted to a not-entirely-successful effort at restraining the exit-seeking brown monster.

(Chocolate kissing the tighty-whities)

Brown capping usually occurs in heavy traffic jams

by Renaldo Wynn August 20, 2007

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john browning

A firearms designed that was active in the late 19th century up until his death in 1926. Primarily notable for being the inventor of the modern semi-automatic pistol.

John Browning invented the pistol as we know it today, but also invented some machine guns and longarms.

by Phil McAwesome February 23, 2008

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