bake

equivalent to "piss off" or "fuck off"

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"

by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

digital bake

the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.

did you see susan's new facebook picture?

yeah, she definately digital baked that baby.

by kellymc232323 April 13, 2007

Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.

I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.

by Big D lover August 27, 2014

baked stomach

When you eat a shit ton of

raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks

I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach

by Apotatoparty123321 November 13, 2017

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 December 18, 2012

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016