‘A mr Bell’ is when a old man ejaculates on a women’s forehead until his bellend is sore like a rock
A mr Bell Example 1 ‘You’re getting a mr Bell so hard you’re forehead might as well be ocean of semen for my sore cock
by Razorbawz2 June 5, 2018
Get the a mr bellmug. A modern, prominent woman that’s mysterious in nature yet can command the attention of an entire room. She’s articulate, enjoys the finer things in life, and works hard for what she wants.
by BatiestBeauty November 24, 2021
Get the Batiest Bellemug. 
Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the Bell Curvemug. “wow! you have perfect brows! Totally pulling a bells today!”
“your brows are awful right now! your totally pulling a cody! don't worry we will wax them for you and leave you with a bells!”
“your brows are awful right now! your totally pulling a cody! don't worry we will wax them for you and leave you with a bells!”
by pairyhenis11 January 25, 2021
Get the bellsmug. The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019
Get the Bum-Bell-Beemug. A small woman who is awsum wow and is a real treasure and privilege to have in your life- quite like a Nobel Prize. She fits into small places and loves to be polished. Only the luckiest of people get to have a Mel Bell Prize in their life.
by Icky Bicky Princess August 2, 2022
Get the Mel Bell Prizemug.