Angry Siberian snowdragon

When you are getting a blow job and cum in his/her mouth then cover up their mouth and proclaim you have aids and watch them angrily spew your population paste out their nose.

Mildred almost killed me after I have her an angry Siberian snowdragon in the church bathroom during a pot luck.

by Rectum Rob January 5, 2017

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

Angry Pirate

1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM

Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd

by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008

Angry Darth Vader

When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap

Angry Darth Vader: Fuck that Skywalker!

by Pirate Hookers stole my car January 23, 2010

Angry butt sex

when someone is really angry and they decide to put there dick in someones butthole and puts it so deep that when the angry butt sex is over the person recieving the butt sex is sore for the next 2 weeks.

man dude that was some great angry butt sex we had two weeks ago, im still pretty sore

by angry gay guy January 9, 2012

angry vagina monster

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.

DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?

by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 19, 2011

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011