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Angry Turkish Baby

Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.

Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.

Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.

Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.

MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.

MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.

MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
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the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.
I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.
by JoeVirus November 24, 2006
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Angry Pirate

1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM
Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008
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Angry Darth Vader

When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap
by Pirate Hookers stole my car January 23, 2010
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Angry butt sex

when someone is really angry and they decide to put there dick in someones butthole and puts it so deep that when the angry butt sex is over the person recieving the butt sex is sore for the next 2 weeks.
man dude that was some great angry butt sex we had two weeks ago, im still pretty sore
by angry gay guy January 9, 2012
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angry vagina monster

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.
DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?
by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 19, 2011
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Angry Donald

A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
"Jesus, will the gas stop?! I feel like I have an Angry Donald underneath me"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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