Rusty Taco

When a girl takes a shit and doesn’t wipe and then the guy cums in between the cheeks and squeezes them together to form the image of sour cream, meat, and the shell of a taco.

- what’d you do with Brianna last night?
- gave her a fat rusty taco
- nice

by Itsnotaboutthisrustytrombone August 22, 2019

taco meat

rear view vagina

"dude, did you see her 'taco meat' when she bent over?"

by Garrrrrrrrett April 7, 2010

Mushroom Taco

A euphemism for the penis - the tip of which resembles a mushroom - entering the vagina - which resembles a taco.

Sweet Christ that bag of bitchmeat operating the tilt-a-whirl is so humpable, I want to give her a mushroom taco with sour cream.

by Killy Pistol December 29, 2007

Jizz taco

Any taco from Taco Bell.

Yo goober, wheres the jizz taco?

by Backdoor Biggie February 4, 2003

Taco Smear

Taco Smear:

When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole

Man that fucking twat shovel from last night deserved the taco smear i gave her

by Chili-Dogg March 23, 2009

taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

mini taco

another word for vagina, tweeter, cunt, pussy, koochie, cha-cha, cooder, bearded clam, whoo whoo, ect.

I washed my mini taco with the douche.

OUCH! You punched me in my mini taco.

Damn girl!! wash that mini taco.

by Ben and Nicole July 31, 2006