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i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
by Debnhim October 28, 2018
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Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018
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Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.
Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X
by imaustinb April 15, 2011
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IGYML (Pronounced iggy-mill)

Short for "I Give My Life To You"

is an acronym based term which is predicted to be widely used when one significant other wishes to express to their special someone just exactly how much they mean to them or the intensity to which they have given their heart to them.
I love you, my sweetheart, you mean the world to me... IGYML (i give my life to you)!
by icu.inou.<3 May 26, 2010
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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
by Magoozel October 6, 2021
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