Shit

That thing you say when you thing out you crush is bi-polar

You:do you have any heath conditions by any chance

Crush:well im kinda bi-polar
You:shit

by Redditor/lonely July 7, 2020

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Shit

it is the thing that comes out of your asshole (shit)

you are shit at hockey

by hype beats October 29, 2018

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shit ass bitch

someone who says "lets go play minecraft cocksuckler98 we should play minecraft lets go play minecraft lets go play hey come on lets go play minecraft"

shit ass bitch: lets play minecraft
cocksuckler98: haur haur haurhaur haur haur haurhaur haurhaur

by cocksuckler98 January 21, 2024

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shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

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Ape shit mafia

Ape shit mafia is 1 person gang in which they are either vary excited or angry and cause having as well as have very little feelings

The boy walked into the classroom cussing out everybody even the teacher representing the ape shit mafia

by Apeshitmafia October 5, 2019

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Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

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