Dirty sausage slap

When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.

Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.

by Brittany Leigh March 22, 2008

dirty kevin costner

the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.

See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action

by Jon March June 13, 2006

Dirty South Shimmy

Dancing like a moron while trying to impress ugly girls during a fire drill

Look at Drew workin it over there doin the Dirty South Shimmy

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

dirty blind fold

When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold

While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold.

by Ball Sack July 1, 2006

Dirty Julia

When you get head from a girl and it's just the worst and most painful head you ever got.
It can also mean a really nasty looking girl that smells awful. And the word fat just really comes to mind when you hear 'Dirty Julia'

Man1: Omg I got the worst Dirty Julia ever!
Man2: I feel for you dude :(

by NO dirty julia's October 5, 2011

dirty inch

The anus and surrounding flesh, as it is about 1" diameter. Not necessarily clean nor dirty, it is called the 'dirty inch' because it is the excretory region on the human body.

I was doing her from behind and without warning I slipped it into her dirty inch.

by eerie February 19, 2005

being dirty

looking fresh while playing a sport (usually baseball)

Crotou was being dirty while pitching today.
Nick Swisher wants to be as dirty as Crotou.

by trackstar17 April 19, 2009