(Self proclaimed) Good guy

The word has two different definitions depending on expernal factors.
Should one be called a good guy please reffer to a different definition.
A self proclaimed good guy more often than not is in fact not a good guy.

Often straight duchebags and or mean guys will reffer to themselves as "good" guys in order to protect their own image to other people but also in order to keep their perspective on themselves good.

We can link it to a coping mechanism where if someone has to do something they shouldnt they justify the action by ether lying or twisting the truth.
This is explained deeper in psychology studies.

TLDR; self proclaimed good guys are more often than not in fact, not good guys.

Guy one: dude, you did some seriously messed up things to that guy.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy. Dont worry
Guy one: you cant just do bad things and then call yourself a good guy. No matter how many times you say you are a good guy, you wont be Unless you behave like it.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy.
Guy one: nah bro, you are a (self proclaimed) good guy.

by Ungejoel March 3, 2022

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

by randomjgh March 26, 2011

Self-Suck You Bitch

It's a phrase used when someone rejects your offer to play a game with you and doesn't like your SCIENCE JOKES.

Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.

Om: Among Us?
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!

by AahilKopterPussyDestroyer69 January 23, 2022

kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007

going top ma self

Going to overdose themselves

See ya I'm going top ma self

by Poop123456 November 20, 2013

self proclaimed political enthusiast

A person who thinks they know stuff about politics so when they are asked about it their answer is "I am a self proclaimed political enthusiasts I can't tell you my input without sounding big headed".But they really have no clue what's going on ever.

Who do you support for president?
"Sorry I am a self proclaimed political enthusiast" I can't say because my opinion is better

*secretly has no idea who is even running*

by Dhakabsbs June 23, 2016