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whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017
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Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.
I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024
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whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.
Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.
by z-cok masta December 14, 2010
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Whales

A drug term used for scales
I want that on whales no unders
by JD Warrior March 8, 2020
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Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth
When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.
by NeoTechni April 7, 2023
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Wrinkley Whale

"I heard Joe Biden has a wrinkley whale"
by Bahma February 23, 2025
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Whale

A very large woman. Very very large
Brandon fucked a whale last night out of desperation.
by NaughtyDictionary December 17, 2017
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