Monmouth University 

The Whitest school in the United States. Extremely over priced tuition. Were rich over-privilged New Jersey kids attend college. Easy classes, social circles and cliques that are high school like. You have to go off campus to have any sort of fun. Girls here(even the minority girls) only go for white guys unless you're an athlete. People avoid friendship, conversation, eye contant with people who are different then them. Perfect place to go if you want to avoid contact with other cultures.

I drive from Monmouth University up to Rutgers every Thursday night because I actually want to have a fun night.

Monmouth University by ku November 3, 2004

Oakland University 

A school that wishes it was bigger than it currently is. It has a really nice rec center and a decent D1 basketball team (for its league). The campus is dead after 5 p.m. on weekdays and the few that live on campus all go home on weekends. Overall, it's a pretty terrible college experience. The tuition is BARELY cheaper than University of Michigan, Michigan State, and other much better schools. It's a commuter school though, so you save money on housing! Yay!

I drive to Oakland University at 8. I eat crappy, overpriced Chartwell's food in the OC around 12 and struggle to find a seat. I go to a few more classes and go home. Dry, rinse, repeat.

Oakland University by begingri January 24, 2009

hampton university 

Hampton University is a prestigious Historically Black University that serves as an educational foundation for progressive young African Americans. All Hamptonians are not snobby; there is a diverse student body with people from all walks of life. Simply put—we work hard, play hard and have goals and ambitions that do not include associating with people who misspell simple words such as “pride” or refer to our incredibly influential university as “a black school”.

Anyone who thinks Hampton University’s women are “stuck up or gold diggers” isn’t good enough to catch one…that’s because we know we deserve better.

hampton university by loveandhappiness December 9, 2008

Washington & Lee University 

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.

Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.

Washington & Lee University by Iambetterthanyou November 30, 2004

University of Maryland 

UMD is ranked #63 nationally; it is an all-around amazing school. From the great parties to the prestigious academics, making the school more selective each year, UMD has it all. The party life is also amazing, and their is tons of diversity and school spirit. Only one metro stop away from DC, University of Maryland College Park could not be in a better location. All in all, the University of Maryland is an amazing school in every aspect, and it gets more prestigious each year, while it remains affordable.

Tim:What college are you going to?
Sophia:University of Maryland. Told you all that studying would pay off!
Tim:Lucky ducky

University of Maryland by Coolyuy12347488338 June 26, 2019

university of redlands 

one of the best university's in Southern California. its also known as UofR.

"hey what is there to do at UofR (university of redlands) tonight?"
"i think im going to a frat party tonight."

university of redlands by DJ W July 18, 2006

Roger Williams University 

A small, private liberal arts college overlooking Mt. Hope Bay in Bristol, Rhode Island. Known primarily for its architecture, marine biology, and engineering programs, it attracts students from all over the world (Bhutan, Vietnam, France, South Africa, Brazil, etc) but mostly from New England and the greater northeast who come from upper-middle class backgrounds and are attracted to the school because of its well-groomed campus (which becomes one giant puddle in the winter).

RWU, as it's abbreviated, is frequently ranked #1 in the country for its sailing team. The teaching staff is full of professors who have taught at Brown, RISD, and Boston schools.

Campus culture varies widely based on your social group, ranging from WASPy old-money aristocrats to hard lesbians, scary Asians and the type of people who major in "Criminal Justice". One constant is the prevalence of North Face jackets and Uggs, though this is more indicative of New England in general than RWU.

Roger Williams University student #1: "I'm from Princeton, drive a BMW and belong to a yacht club."

Roger Williams University student #2: "That's interesting. I'm from Fall River and supply the campus lesbians with marijuana."

Roger Williams University by Existential moose September 15, 2011