irritating twat

Someone who buys a cheap jacket and then bleats about it's poor quality

Brian,shut the **** up about that jacket and get on with your life.

by Mr bored March 5, 2004

Twitter twat

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

left twat

non existant term Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat".

by tdatoz September 8, 2008

Twat Grenade

A Twat Grenade is when the twat comes so god-forsaken dry that it (if twat fibers streched)will release a flake-like explosion (Similar to an Fragmentation Grenade)

God!, Pull your pants up before your twat Grenade go-
*explosion*

by StoneColdM December 9, 2008

twat shot

The act of one girl slapping another girl's genitalia. The female version of the "cat slap."

"Ouch you fugly slut, why the F did you just twat shot me?!?"

"Cause whore, your wearing my shirt and i've been looking for it forever!"

"That really hurt skank"

"Love you bitch!"

by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004

twat zit

a zit on a women's vagina. this is a hint that you should clean your vagina..

i have a twat zit and i think i need a douche.

by casieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 9, 2008