mmmm Tom

This phrase is a prayer given to his holy divine Tom.

Me: I see Tom “mmmm Tom”
Tom: bows in my direction
Me: *nuts*

by Gdhdjjsb October 12, 2018

tom cawte

TOM CAWTE IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, BASICALLY GOD. I WOULD SELL MY FIRST BORN CHILD TO BE TOM CAWTE.

I just saw Tom Cawte kick a puppy down the stairs, I think it might be dead.

by Benjamin Shapiro November 6, 2018

Tom Brady

When you kiss a nigga on the lips

Hell nah. I heard you Tom Brady niggas

by kanashi February 4, 2019

Tom Holland

The literal cutest, kindest, sweetest and talented smol bean in the entirety of the universe.

Tom Holland just breathed and the whole world went crazy.

by uneducated swine July 4, 2019

Peeping Tom

A tom that peeps

ah a PeePINg ToM

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

tom cotter

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i hate tom cotter

by arasrrqsss October 10, 2019

Tom Gorgan

A big pleb who has a 1 mm long penis and cant pleasure anyone. Thinks hes good but hes actually shit at life.

"I hate that guy he must be a Tom Gorgan"

by Memer420Blazemmeeeemmmeee July 7, 2016