If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
by FUCK ME 👴 November 29, 2021
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by Rufffles December 01, 2023
Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.
Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad
by Thatswhatthisis November 22, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 06, 2025
Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014