‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
A person, or sometimes thing, who comes in the middle of the night and steals yayo out of your room.
by Woofmeow3 December 17, 2010
When someone likes the occasional drink, usually spills on themselves, and doesn't like people to view them drinking!
by Azzerb December 02, 2006
Somone in a group who is a buzz kill to others. constanly tells others to be quiet out of fear of parents/authoritie. Somone who deserves to be beaten severly with a baseball bat
Tim: DUDE! DUDE! duuuuude be quiet your moms gunna come down
Ryan: Shut up maynee your being a fuckin high monster now pass the cheese fries
Ryan: Shut up maynee your being a fuckin high monster now pass the cheese fries
by Nanners mcneh February 09, 2009
guy 1: ''Dude have you seen clit monster today?''
guy 2: ''ya that cut off shirt is showing off her big ones today!''
guy 2: ''ya that cut off shirt is showing off her big ones today!''
by clitmonster666777888999 June 22, 2009
1. 'MM', me, a plain crazy mofo.
2. Ridiculous attempt on a porn site admin.
3. A very open-minded person. Likes to talk about everything. Especially about sexual orientation.
4. Uses to randomly hump clueless lamers. Term used to indicate humping nearly everything.
5. Ugly as hell.
abbreviated = 'MM' (see 'mm')
2. Ridiculous attempt on a porn site admin.
3. A very open-minded person. Likes to talk about everything. Especially about sexual orientation.
4. Uses to randomly hump clueless lamers. Term used to indicate humping nearly everything.
5. Ugly as hell.
abbreviated = 'MM' (see 'mm')
"Stop mefisto-monstering me, you stupid dog!"
A: *humps B*
B: "I'm no Mefisto Monster! Get off of me!"
A: "But you're so ugly, you have to be!"
A: *humps B*
B: "I'm no Mefisto Monster! Get off of me!"
A: "But you're so ugly, you have to be!"
by Mefisto Monster March 31, 2005
by chuckmonster May 04, 2007