boneless chicken

A person that is so fat they appear to have no bones. The individual resembles a pile of heated playdo held together only by the surface tension of their skin

Where does that boneless chicken with the syrup stain on her shirt sit? I don't know use the marble method to find her

by kahn May 13, 2005

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Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar

Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL

by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010

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dynamited chicken

Military term for the delicacy known to civilians as "chicken a la' king"

Cookie makes a damn good dynamited chicken.

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

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Chicken Job

when a girl rubs her nose on a guys dick

guys i just got the best Chicken Job! The girls nose was so hard! it made me so hard!

by ChickenJobLover(; August 17, 2010

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A sales term meaning to lose a sale, due to the client hanging up the phone, just before they were meant to hand over their Direct Debit details. The sheer frustration of this event results in the sales agent slamming down the phone several times in the form of a flapping chicken. Hence, Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
The customer said it was the perfect product for him, and said he was just going to get his wallet for the direct debit details, Then he hung up.

Salesman # 2:
You just got Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
I just got Chicken Winged.

by Squirrel the Nut Hoarder November 22, 2015

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