joe break

a smoke break, usually from something important like school work, but it can be used in any situation.

me: hey guys i'm gonna go have a cig.
friend 1: i'm coming, too!
friend 2 shouts "joe break" and runs along, too

by cassieface March 20, 2008

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Joe ellison

Fat headed cunt who looks like an ape. He smomes 100000 fags a day and Alicia is sexy be like joe

Your gay if your called joe ellison

by DOLOOO April 20, 2019

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Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

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joe lamer

A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.

:Welcome to #hackerhelp
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
:EliteHacker sets mode +b morons@joe-lamer-ip.com
:joelamer has been banned by EliteHacker (joe lamer)

by danq58 January 16, 2008

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Joe Namath

When you are drinking with someone you don't know very well and they suddenly want to kiss you.

There was a group of us and Gary pulled a total 'Joe Namath' and tried to paw me. Why didn't someone tell me that old guy can't handle vodka?

by Deb_in_NH October 10, 2006

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fireman joe

1. (n) one who pees for an excessively long time.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.

1. Yo fireman joe, you've been in that stall for three hours!
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?

by SgtPepper July 2, 2005

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