Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.

“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”

by Big Jaddy October 24, 2020

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

throw some mud

takin a mean ass shit

dude i gotta throw some mud

by potocki July 10, 2007

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008

cleveland mud fight

When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 30, 2014

mud duck

a redneck white girl that walks like a duckk and likes mudd!

my cousin is a pretty little mud duck.

by lblovee. September 9, 2009