Finger-clapped

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.

"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."

by ChanceD April 10, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

clapped

jake thomas reddington

omg jake is the definition of clapped xxx

by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021

Clapped

UK slang term for something really really retarded or just ugly af in general.

Bro that girl just spat all over my face, she’s clapped.

That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.

Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.

by Clap February 7, 2019

Snow Clap

The act of clapping with jizz on your hands

oi lads, you wanna see a snow clap?

by Snow Clapper June 10, 2019

clapping

when you slap your d*ck on someone

Hey yo that guy be clapping my sister.

by the guy who clapped yo sis February 22, 2022

clap

thy clappedge of thy cheeks otherwise referred to as the calppedge of thy shaft

howdy my homie i would like to clap thy cheeks

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019