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Sussex Squad

The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.

Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.

The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.

The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
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Nerd squad

A combo of two hobbits, a peanut and a moron hazelnut-head. Typically they originate in the furthest lands of the Germanian and Italian deserts. Tasty as a milkshake made of farty poop and dwarf's boogers.
Those four are the typical nerd squad you should watch out from
by jujujujujujuj12344567890 June 11, 2020
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squad chaser

A girl (or guy) that attempts to have sex with all of the members of a friend group.
“Bro I fucked Sara last night!”
“Man, I hit that a week ago!”
“Me and her had sex last semester.”
“Damn, guess she’s just a squad chaser.”
by Jblahblaha September 17, 2021
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Let's go Squad

A group of four or five young overly excited men that scream Let's Go over anything.
The dealer said to another dealer, "Here comes the Let's go Squad to bet a hundred on black."
by LT7441 January 15, 2024
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Joog squad

A Dutch homosexual male prison gang located primarily in the central valley of California.
Anal warts is on the rise among the joog squad
by Bendmeoversally February 1, 2021
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blue squad

A group of people who communicate using iMessage and, thus, have blue bubbles when they text. No greenies allowed haha
You're part of the blue squad.
by justbalanithings November 17, 2022
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