(Self proclaimed) Good guy

The word has two different definitions depending on expernal factors.
Should one be called a good guy please reffer to a different definition.
A self proclaimed good guy more often than not is in fact not a good guy.

Often straight duchebags and or mean guys will reffer to themselves as "good" guys in order to protect their own image to other people but also in order to keep their perspective on themselves good.

We can link it to a coping mechanism where if someone has to do something they shouldnt they justify the action by ether lying or twisting the truth.
This is explained deeper in psychology studies.

TLDR; self proclaimed good guys are more often than not in fact, not good guys.

Guy one: dude, you did some seriously messed up things to that guy.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy. Dont worry
Guy one: you cant just do bad things and then call yourself a good guy. No matter how many times you say you are a good guy, you wont be Unless you behave like it.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy.
Guy one: nah bro, you are a (self proclaimed) good guy.

by Ungejoel March 3, 2022

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

by randomjgh March 26, 2011

Self-Suck You Bitch

It's a phrase used when someone rejects your offer to play a game with you and doesn't like your SCIENCE JOKES.

Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.

Om: Among Us?
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!

by AahilKopterPussyDestroyer69 January 23, 2022

kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007

unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

Self-aware clear pilled

A self-aware clear pilled person is a person who most likely is not fully clear pilled. They believe they are in their own mind but may not be yet. To be clear pilled one must not only meet the standard outlines, but have others that are already clear pilled agree that one is enlightened.

Bro, you’re being self-aware clear pilled. Seek advice from others.

by Scribbles1697 October 3, 2023