A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
Get the queef-beavermug. Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
Get the commie queefmug. by Addxxx March 11, 2017
Get the Queef Mcduckmug. A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
Get the pre-queefmug. by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022
Get the Edward Queefmug. by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022
Get the queef bogmug. a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"
by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020
Get the queefsmug.