Pipí blast

When ur pipí blows of cum and makes a mess

My pipí blasted and the nigger moaned

by Ear Rapist October 24, 2018

Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.

Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!

by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018

Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way

Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend

by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020

Baja Booty Blast

The toe curling shit after consuming both Taco Bell and the Taco Baja Blast

“Carls been in the bathroom for a while?”
“Oh yeah he got Baja Booty Blasted

by Nathussy October 29, 2023

Dunny Blasting

The act of playing a "match 3" mobile game while on the toilet.

Hey man can you get off the toilet I really need to go. 'Hold on I'm Dunny blasting.'

by JudgmentalTissue October 04, 2020

HA-blast

a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.

Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.

anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA

also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.

anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>

by MeerkatBikinis March 31, 2011