Monkey Act

1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.

Did you see that monkey act at the bar. That dude was so wasted.

by AoY2006 October 23, 2009

artic monkeys

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.

In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Winch Monkey

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.

"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"

by sfisk March 27, 2010

quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.

Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!

by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018