They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 25, 2019
by thetruth2017 August 23, 2018
The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
by The one u'll always love <3 September 04, 2021
Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 25, 2017
this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.
by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 05, 2023