Fuck tard

A fuck tard is someone who is both a fucker and retarded

Man 1: look at that dude he’s such a fuck tard

Man 2: yeah I know he can’t even do anything right

by Heiscool666 January 10, 2020

tard

Someone who is short a few cards of a deck. A stupid, lame reason for not passing 7th grade. "School is for fools" I wanna sleep all day. Buddy Your a "Tard". Not linked with a person with a special need or education slow learning. Absolutely Not to be used in that respect. If some does! You must Punch them. We don't pick on handicapped individuals. This is crucial to not link with RE-****. That word was deleted from Ne Vocabulary Dictionary.

Joe you Tard} you just used Chads Go-Fast on Margie's Potatoes salad. Mal will never keep up with her. Large Marg is using that Tard Mal again for a Dil'Doe! No Wonder He's Grinning Ear to Ear like Eric everyday".

by Butchreno911 October 21, 2015

DRUG-TARD

A person, whom after years of drug use has destroyed (or retarded) their ability to function. A drug-tard is often found unable to care for themselves or abide by common, simple ideas, like don't walk in traffic or crap on the sidewalk. They are an extremely dependent portion of society.

He's not much of a threat he's just a drug-tard.

by porcinigirl August 5, 2018

new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better

“personally i think attack on titan is better”

“don’t be like new york tard”

by 4letter’s 🥩🏄‍♂️ June 2, 2022

Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.

"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"

by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008

E-tard

Edward

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017