Alcohol Monster

When someone likes the occasional drink, usually spills on themselves, and doesn't like people to view them drinking!

Sophie was a real Alcohol Monster, she couldn't even drink wine on webcam!

by Azzerb December 3, 2006

Meow Monster

A person, or sometimes thing, who comes in the middle of the night and steals yayo out of your room.

This sucks, last night the meow monster came and now I'm out 60 bucks.

by Woofmeow3 December 19, 2010

High monster

Somone in a group who is a buzz kill to others. constanly tells others to be quiet out of fear of parents/authoritie. Somone who deserves to be beaten severly with a baseball bat

Tim: DUDE! DUDE! duuuuude be quiet your moms gunna come down
Ryan: Shut up maynee your being a fuckin high monster now pass the cheese fries

by Nanners mcneh February 11, 2009

The spageti monster

This is a creature that created the world. He is everywhere. The world is atully a giant meatball and the flying spageti monster is hear as the god. He is real! Don't question it!

zenga.org, the church of the flying spageti monster, click there and you will see, all of you! here is the website to prove you all wrong!....and theres pictures, so click it. the spageti monster will prove u all wrong!

by Your Mother (in law) November 12, 2009

JIZ MONSTER

Jiz from a big ASS donkey Dick... AKA Chuck Monster

I smoked my wife with my jiz monster last night.

by chuckmonster May 18, 2007

Clit Monster

A girl who has large breasts and goes to Sunset High School

guy 1: ''Dude have you seen clit monster today?''

guy 2: ''ya that cut off shirt is showing off her big ones today!''

by clitmonster666777888999 June 22, 2009

Mefisto Monster

1. 'MM', me, a plain crazy mofo.

2. Ridiculous attempt on a porn site admin.

3. A very open-minded person. Likes to talk about everything. Especially about sexual orientation.

4. Uses to randomly hump clueless lamers. Term used to indicate humping nearly everything.

5. Ugly as hell.


abbreviated = 'MM' (see 'mm')

"Stop mefisto-monstering me, you stupid dog!"

A: *humps B*
B: "I'm no Mefisto Monster! Get off of me!"
A: "But you're so ugly, you have to be!"

by Mefisto Monster March 31, 2005