drying machine

also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine

The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty

by desik November 15, 2023

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

Eroticism of the Machine

A phrase often seen in communities on Tumblr used to describe the sexual appeal of machinery, computers, pistons, wires, coding, etc. Often used to describe an attraction to robotic characters such as V1 or GLaDOS, though it can be used for inanimate machines as well.

“Did you see that video of a piston converting rotational energy into reciprocating motion I sent you?”
“Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”

by words_and_phrases February 14, 2025

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

Machinations

A collection of mechanical tools or systems orchestrated toward a singular goal

The ford factory machinations were taking more and more jobs every year.

by Wedy December 3, 2020