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Mort's Law

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.
Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...
by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021
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Law of Androgyny

When a feminist or masculinist argument is rendered moot because it applies equally to both genders.

Practically applied by replacing the gender terms in an argument with their antonyms, i.e., if, in a piece of writing, you can reasonably replace the words 'women, female, maternal etc' with 'men, males, paternal etc' (or visa versa) without significantly altering your contention; then it's not appropriate to argue your point from a feminist/masculinist perspective.
1. You can't use "women are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a feminist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'women' with 'men.'

2. You can't use "men are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a masculinist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'men' with 'women.'
by McKinks June 21, 2014
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Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.
You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.
by 69anonymous42 March 6, 2021
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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Loughman's Law

A term referring to the amount of advertisement that any one object or media receives in an inverse proportion, also known as the Law of Inverse Advertising. Where in due to budget constraints of any project the amount spent to advertise must ultimately take away from the quality of the product itself. This can be seen mainly in film and television.
"Have you seen the that trailer for the new Sci-Fi movie? It looks good and I see ads for ever everywhere."
-"Im calling Loughman's law."
by Lupus553 January 12, 2017
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dumbfuck law

Similar to Goodwin's Law. Any discussion pointing out a countries problems will include, within the first 20 comments, a reference to how the USA is worse with regard to that particular problem.

First proposed on slashdot
China has a bad pollution problem.

Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
by mr xqzy January 15, 2013
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pajama law

it is against the law to work out in pajamas
dude what are you doing

working out what do you mean

dude that’s against pajama law change clothes
by The kid named squid February 8, 2021
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