Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

Trump Jump

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!

Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.

by Youshouldhavethatlookedat January 26, 2024

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 6, 2022

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016