Sis from another jizz

A sister that is the result of an ejaculation other than the one that produced the other sibling.

Who's that girl who can't even get a job? She's my sis from another jizz..

by Villus October 26, 2011

long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

When in Doubt...Jizz it Out

It means to live in the moment, and when things start to worry you..just let it go..

When in Doubt...jIzz it out

by Axking May 30, 2010

open-jawed jizz queen

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.

That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.

by Dick driller January 2, 2009

Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

jizz master zer0

the penis man of all penis men

i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory

This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.

Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing

by Wazzoooo November 20, 2019