by GooGoo GaGa October 12, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019
Get the Jacob Low mug.Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017
Get the Jacob mug.The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!
Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
by Heartheartheart April 11, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.
by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020
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by Bithcuihs July 1, 2018
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Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
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