mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.

Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.

by Nma12345 December 08, 2013

Tennessee mud jug

The Tennessee mud jug is the act of fucking a woman and you have a lip full of Copenhagen, you proceed to pull out and spit the dip into her vaginal canal and proceed to fuck.

yo I Tennessee mud jugged the fuck out of that girl, she got buzzed as hell.

by Noah Edmund 420 July 04, 2019

Arabian Mud Slide

A girl is positioned in a chair at a 60 degree angle. A man then proceeds to climb up, squat, & shit on her chest, causing it to slide down her stomach and eventually dripping off the genitalia.

*Note: Both participants must be completely nude.

"Hey has anyone seen JMFS or SMFH around?"
""Yeah they're down by the fire. He's giving her an Arabian Mud Slide.""
"Dude, I love me a good 'ol fashioned Arabian Mud Slide!"

by JMFS&SMFH October 20, 2014

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008

throw some mud

takin a mean ass shit

dude i gotta throw some mud

by potocki June 13, 2007

cleveland mud fight

When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 31, 2014

mud duck

a redneck white girl that walks like a duckk and likes mudd!

my cousin is a pretty little mud duck.

by lblovee. September 10, 2009