second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

second-cousin-1X-removed

Second-cousin-once-removed (2C1R).

My second-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by [e-mail] February 10, 2020

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

second great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's grandson.

My second great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.

I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.

by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015