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Family is people who give you free food. And people who give you free food are family.

"Family is free food" - nej 2019
Rebecca: Ohana means food.

John: No it means family you dumbass.

Karen: Guys chill, no need to be worked up. Because you're both wrong! Since family means free food. And free food means family. Family is free food! How can you guys be so stupid?

Rebecca & John : 💀💀💀
by Shunshun June 12, 2019
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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
by Loe Mester October 19, 2022
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thompson family

The most boring family you will ever meet. Reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. Gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there crap. Also they are duds.
If you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive
by Niceman34566 May 6, 2017
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.4.6.8.5.Family, famUily, familY.4.6.8.5.

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by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025
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Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about
Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984
by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023
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Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Happy Family

That kind of sticker commonly sticked on the rear windshields of family cars
Driving behind that minivan with the 'Happy Family' sticker made me smile—it's like they were saying their chaotic car rides are filled with love!
by Emotional Cruiser August 26, 2025
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