ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap

She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette

by mikerowcock October 20, 2023

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

bunny-ear

someone who’s particularly interested in sticking a carrot in their ear for sexual pleasure

Friend- “oi bossman a tink she’d slap in bed

Me- “nah bruva heard the gyals a bunny-ear

by pullztrigger270 August 19, 2019

*aggressive bunny ears*

The action or gesture of a person using bunny ears in an aggressive manor to imply that they disagree.

OJ Simpson *aggressive bunny ears* 'didn't' kill his wife...

by Sarcastic&Fantastic101 October 31, 2017

Earring

A thingy you shove in your ear.

Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.

by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022