Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 06, 2021

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix

"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"

by gillard johnson April 02, 2024

Dirt bender

Someone who defecates on another person

Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night

by Poop fetish September 22, 2020

Dirt Cake

A mix or pudding and crushed oreo's with gummy worms. A hit with the kids and adults alike.

I loved eating dirt cake when I was a kid.

by Hibrou April 06, 2022

Dirt Rat

A undesirable skeevy person, usually also a drug addict or general criminal, or a proud lower class alcoholic New England American with no values......

ya Johnny, that fucken dirt rat. Get a job, ya dirt rat. Ya nutin but a dirt rat

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

Dirt talk

an alternative to "trash talk", when trash doesn't quite do it justice. Can be used interchangeably, or as a stronger version, or as a more playful version

"I'm gonna crush you at Mario Tennis later today"
"ooh, dirt talk"

by philcagitz July 25, 2024

Dirt bike

A hoe for anyone with a mullet

Yo did you see Jackson’s dirt bike

Ya she’s kinda thiccc

by Cuteboithiccems69 February 05, 2021