Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned
by carrotcurry August 15, 2019
deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato December 08, 2015
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.
by terrobite December 14, 2018
by oi man April 30, 2019
When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
by PleaseJustGoHome March 03, 2011