Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

by Hunter from Hereford February 10, 2015

Woofy Biscuit

Slang for a nicely shaved or trimmed vagina; Biscuit implies it's a tasty one.

"Hey bro I gotta go, I got some woofy biscuit waiting at home for me!"

by SailorSurprise August 18, 2008

tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane June 30, 2012

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

Titty Biscuits

As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.

Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.

by bob_saville March 11, 2008

Biscuit Chimney

The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.

Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!

by beep3rocks June 02, 2010