It’s national incel day! If you were born on august second you’re probably a lonely incel that doesn’t go outside
person 1: hey this guy was born on august 2!
person 2: oh you don’t want to talk to him he’s probably an incel
person 2: oh you don’t want to talk to him he’s probably an incel
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"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"
"yeah okay why?"
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little does he know.. its August 1..
"yeah okay why?"
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little does he know.. its August 1..
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