by Benii Bra June 02, 2018
We were playing four-square, and I went to give my friend a hug. This bitch decided to take my spot and make me go to the back. I said no and tried to get my spot in line back. He then kicked me so I went to grab his arm, but I accidentally got his lanyard instead. In trying to mess around by pulling his lanyard, I unintentionally broke his ID. I said sorry and then continued my day.
When we were in the gym after school, he was trying to get my lanyard so that he could break mine in revenge. I knew what he was doing so I did not give him my lanyard. Instead of cutting my lanyard, he decided to cut the zipper on my backpack that cannot be replaced. I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS SORRY WHEN I BROKE HIS LANYARD, BUT HE DECIDES TO DESTROY A PIECE OF MY PERSONAL PROPERTY?!
This is not acceptable. My family is poor.
Could I have gone to a teacher about this? Yes. But I don't like making a scene about little things. I am trying to be the bigger person about this.
Do I want him to be punished? Absolutely. But the faculty of my school will not consider this important.
My family had to save for almost 2 months to get the $40 for this backpack. My family can't afford extra expenses due to the fact that MY DAD HAS CANCER. MY DAD HAS CANCER. THIS IS NOT FUNNY TO ME OR TO ANYONE. MY DAD HAS CANCER, I'M A FEMALE, AND I GET UPSET EASILY. YOU MADE ME CRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!
All I have to say now is... FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!!
p.s. I know I am being petty but I don't care
When we were in the gym after school, he was trying to get my lanyard so that he could break mine in revenge. I knew what he was doing so I did not give him my lanyard. Instead of cutting my lanyard, he decided to cut the zipper on my backpack that cannot be replaced. I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS SORRY WHEN I BROKE HIS LANYARD, BUT HE DECIDES TO DESTROY A PIECE OF MY PERSONAL PROPERTY?!
This is not acceptable. My family is poor.
Could I have gone to a teacher about this? Yes. But I don't like making a scene about little things. I am trying to be the bigger person about this.
Do I want him to be punished? Absolutely. But the faculty of my school will not consider this important.
My family had to save for almost 2 months to get the $40 for this backpack. My family can't afford extra expenses due to the fact that MY DAD HAS CANCER. MY DAD HAS CANCER. THIS IS NOT FUNNY TO ME OR TO ANYONE. MY DAD HAS CANCER, I'M A FEMALE, AND I GET UPSET EASILY. YOU MADE ME CRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!
All I have to say now is... FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!!
p.s. I know I am being petty but I don't care
by white bitch/olive garden November 14, 2017
You insert your penis into the girls clitoris and pee inside of her and than turn her back over and gurgle it and spit it into her mouth
by NiggaJoe22 November 18, 2020
by Potatolover 💋💋💞💓 June 28, 2019
This figure of speech grew popular at El Molino High School. A not-well-known way of saying, "You're pulling my leg." Originated from the saying "I'm just joshing you." Named lovingly for the Nickelodeon show "Drake and Josh." Also makes sense, since Drake always got Josh into horrible situations.
"Dude, my mom just died."
"Nuh uh? Let me buy you icecream."
-After icecream-
"So, anyway, my mom isn't really dead, man. I was totally draking your josh."
"Nuh uh? Let me buy you icecream."
-After icecream-
"So, anyway, my mom isn't really dead, man. I was totally draking your josh."
by LaReinadelasPalabras April 14, 2010
i was just joshing your bagles!
by hellomotherf**ker July 15, 2011
Your are a gay josh ennis
by YOURMOTHERHAHAHA December 06, 2013