today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!

me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.

by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021

bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.

He tabling- bounce off your thing.

by the 13th sin. August 3, 2021

ball things

by the famous youtuber moriah elizabeth

he has these little ball things on his face

by elaramaderobloxomgyeettt August 6, 2021

It's/things

These are pronouns to call idiots so I didn't fall as a trans woman, trans man or some new gender they made up

They : I no longer identify as a girl but non-binary
You and me : so what are these dome pronouns
They : that was rude but my pronoun for the day are they/them
You and me : what about it's/things

by 459395 February 19, 2022

pretty little thing

Non-offensive way to say that someone is fat.

Damn, look at that unit. Pretty little thing, huh?

by GhoostWorld March 2, 2022

Mapenzi thing

Hash found on the ground or in roaches

I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.

Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?

by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021