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Kyle Herblin Cottone

A cute little scrawny white big blue eyed boy with a brown afro and grizzly beard. He likes to make weird noises and is a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and once was in love with a girl named Kim. But now he's too lame to even visit her at school = In other words... an asshole.
That guy is a real Kyle Herblin Cottone
by succubusssssss February 19, 2009
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Kyle

A guy who creeps on people and is overall an ass. He'll stalk you and try to get yo number. He is most likely to fake a suicide note because he's a dick. If you ever meet a Kyle steer clear.
Person #1: Kyle tried to slip up in my DM's yesterday, what should I do.

Person #2: Run...
by NepsIsBest March 30, 2017
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Jacob and Kyle day

Jacob and Kyle day is a national holiday celebrated on the date of November 15th. It’s a day for celebration, drunkenness, and tomfoolery.
Today is national Jacob and Kyle day let’s get turnt.
by Jacoballen6 November 15, 2022
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Merry Christmas Kyle

This sentence comes from the root of the sentence “My names Shity Niggers, Yooo Kyle”. Filmed on the trail behind Union Beach Memorial School.
This sentence could be used as a insult to someone named Kyle. Say you and Kyle are fighting you could say “Merry Christmas Kyle” as a comeback.
by Loxnezzz August 17, 2022
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kevin kyle kimberly

person 1: hey what is the abreviation of your full name
kevin kyle klimberly: no
person 1: tell me what it is
kevin kyle kimberly: kkk
by kevin kyle kimberly August 2, 2021
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Deputy officer kyle

The chief of all kyle activities, in charge of confirming who is kyle, and who is island boys.

Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.

Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.

"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
Deputy officer kyle has entered the flip cup game while putting his dark horse wine in his cup.
by TheHolyForgeard February 6, 2022
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Kyle Bo Byle

kyle bo byle is really stupid he can't do 2+2 he's just that dumb
Kyle Bo Byle can't do basic math equations
by Tommy Hilfinger February 11, 2020
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