dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

by jakoel May 13, 2011

Dirty Dot

A women who fucks a man over for his life savings.

Dirty Dot fucks men for cash then when the money dries out moves onto the next unsuspecting male and begins the dirty dot over again.

by Disgruntled Milkman July 19, 2022

dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

dirty elio

The act of having sex with a fruit of your choice and leaving a sticky wet mess everywhere. If your name is Elio you'll even be a dirty Elio.

Oliver: Did you just fuck a peach?
Elio: Yes but please don't eat it.
Oliver: oh you dirty dirty Elio

by the better fan June 15, 2020

dirty iris

to make a formal toast before beginning an orgy

i would like to make a dirty iris before we continue everyone

by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr April 19, 2022

Dirty Meribel

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.

I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.

by RareBearU June 21, 2020