Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.

It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!

by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.

A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

Chinese Thesaurus

When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.

Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"

Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"

by GamingBeast90 January 19, 2024

Chinese

People with rectangle eye sight

Chinese are very bad at seeing

by bomberclat January 21, 2024

Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

by HelloPity January 22, 2024