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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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moon landing

The act of sitting down.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.
by sleepypie February 27, 2023
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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La La Land pass

La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.
Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.
by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017
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Arden Landing

offers many amenities to make sure you enjoy your time here with us! Stay active at our 24-hour fitness center, spend time outdoors at our picnic area with BBQ grills, or take a dip in the refreshing saltwater swimming pool.
Come visit Arden Landing and find your new home today! Arden Landing offers inviting one, two, and three bedroom apartments. No matter which one you choose, you'll find spacious living areas, a fully-equipped kitchen, large master bedroom, oversized windows, and washer and dryer connections, all making your apartment a place you'll be excited to call home. Select units also include stainless steel appliances.
by Wendysfg October 28, 2023
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land hunters

Hunters and Sportsmen hunting on US public lands
by thelandman August 26, 2017
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Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex
Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
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